When shit happens, call GUNNERthefuckenLEGEND!

Monday : One of the scouts , Jess Pham , who i treat like a sister , felt like shit on Monday after camp due to Selena the "lawnmower" snoring decided she needed a day off. I offered my place, cause she lives near so its fine and its easier for her. At recess she rang up vio and i , walked to the front gate, gave her my keys and off she went to sleep/crash at my place. At around lunch i rang home and told her Jack , one of the guys was going to come over so she could open the door for her. Just to make the situation more fun the password to open the door was " Edward Cullens", its some character in the twilight series and the girls at camp were making fun of it... Of course the whole password thing never happened, Jack jsut called home and told her to open the door when he was at the doorsteps. I went home at 2:30 and chatted a bit with Jess, all the guys were also over so it was somewhat noisy i would say. The school rang up Jess's mobile and asked why Jess jigged school and all. So by now Jess was in quite a bit of shit, we decided to call up GUNNER the fucken legendary and told him about the whole situation and asked him if he could do something about it. We've yet to find out what he said but we do know the outcomes. Jess got let off with a warning so what ever GUNNER said it must have been effective. Fuck i love that guy , just mother fucking awesome!

Tuesday: Went home at 12:30 , watched NRL on tv , NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS FOR THE FUCK WIN!
Then i got bored and started texting , bwahahaha ! A baby pooped near Shirley rofls! A few hours later , i called her , talked for 2 hours or something, hanging up every twenty minutes so the calls are free xD CHEAP ARSE ASIANS! =)
Went to sleep at 1 am after finishing homework and watching Russell Peters on my iphone. Mom woke me up 3 hours later to show me that Kevin had fallen asleep while watching is mp4 T.T. After that my dad raged and started screaming at both me and my mum so i didnt get much sleep ... man i felt so stoned today ...

In the morning i asked mum why she showed me kevin with the mp4 and she was like , oh because i wanted to show dad but he didnt want to see so she showed me i was like.. wtf?
T.T

Man shit is getting bad at home... Dads more demoralising and shit since Optus' been cutting down on cost and hence firing employees... He fucking comes home and shit first thing he does is start swearing and telling me off for anything that is out of place... and he specifically targets me too, he doesnt do it to kevin or mum just me.. its like wtf... i got my own problems too T.T

All i need my parents to do is hold out for another year and then after the year ill take over, get a job start paying the mortgage off and the household bill...

fuck i hate having to grow up so fast.. dont even get to fucking enjoy my childhood...
at the age of 7 my parents started taking me out to go watch auction, in a way to teach me how to buy a house... so instead of staying at home watching cartoons and playing with my toys i learnt how to buy a house... so much for my childhood

Jess is fucking right , i cant wait to fucking get out of this house ...